Exhibit G

I just about had a heart attack when I opened up my shipment of undyed yarn.
For a second, I thought the company had simply vomited 80 000+ metres of yarn in a cardboard box.



Luckily, they were all nicely wound in 100g skeins.
Whew.

I now have yarn on every conceivable surface in my home.
Of course, it's the squishiest, most beautifully dyed yarn, so I'm not complaining...much.
And if anyone says anything on the dust under the yarn on every conceivable surface...

Oh! And look how professional I am.
(Does it still count if you then brag about your own professionalism?)